let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Just high enough for therapy.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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