I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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