garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
ugly people sure do ruin things
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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