I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Someone came in the potted fern
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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