Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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