You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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