i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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