Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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