Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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