Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
how drunk are you?
Several
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