Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Randomize
