so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
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