Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
