hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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