i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
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