Grow some girl-balls and come out already
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize
