it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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