Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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