i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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