U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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