dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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