you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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