Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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