I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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