We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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