is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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