oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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