Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
