he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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