David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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