He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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