Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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