he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I'm both gender and math confused
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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