that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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