Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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