i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
where are my eyebrows?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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