My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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