We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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