Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
This baby is an asshole
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
