ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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