Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
