I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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