I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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