Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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