Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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