he was CRYING into my vagina
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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