HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
You've changed since you got that strap on
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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