TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
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