dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
