He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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