shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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